Come here my darling
and sit by my side,
we’ll watch daytime t.v.
then go for a ride,

the car’s full of petrol
now the price has come down
so get dressed up my darling
for our night on the town.

We’ll buy soup for our dinner
and bread for our tea
but just two slices each,
Food’s expensive you see

But beer is quite cheap
’n’cigarettes aren’t too dear,
And cancer, my darling,
is nothing to fear

It’s not worse than bombs
or madmen with guns,
So let’s go, my darling,
Our time has come.